Terms of Service
Last updated: [EDIT ME: e.g. May 12, 2026]
Contents
1. Agreement
These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of the website at heyzeusbrands.com and any services offered by HeyZeus Brands LLC ("HeyZeus Brands," "we," "us," or "our"). By using this site or interacting with one of our brands, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.
2. Use of this site
You agree to use this site only for lawful purposes and in a way that doesn't infringe the rights of, restrict, or inhibit anyone else's use of the site. Prohibited activities include but aren't limited to:
- Using automated systems to scrape, harvest, or extract data from the site
- Attempting to gain unauthorized access to any part of the site or our systems
- Submitting false, misleading, or fraudulent information through any form on this site
- Using this site to send unsolicited communications or spam
- Impersonating any person or entity
3. Our brands
HeyZeus Brands operates several independent trade names ("doing-business-as" names). The brands listed on our Brands page are operated by HeyZeus Brands LLC under those trade names. Any transactions you enter into with one of those brands are with HeyZeus Brands LLC as the legal counterparty.
Each brand may have its own additional terms (such as return policies, service warranties, or product-specific terms) that apply to transactions with that brand. Those brand-specific terms supplement, but do not replace, these general Terms.
4. Communications with us
When you contact us through this website, by email, by phone, or by text message, you agree that we may reply to you using the channel you used to contact us, unless you tell us otherwise.
For text message communications specifically, the following terms apply, and our full SMS Terms & Conditions govern:
- Program name: HEYZEUS BRANDS LLC
- Message types: customer care messages (responses to inquiries, support follow-ups, appointment coordination, order updates) and promotional messages (offers, discounts, announcements, event promotions, educational updates, and service or product updates). Each type requires separate, explicit opt-in consent.
- Message frequency: varies based on your account activity and the message types you have opted in to receive.
- Rates: Message and data rates may apply. We do not charge for sending or receiving messages through our program.
- To stop: Reply STOP to any text message from us at any time to opt out of all SMS messages. You will receive one final confirmation and no further messages unless you re-subscribe.
- For help: Reply HELP to any text message for assistance, including our contact information and opt-out instructions.
- Consent is not a condition of purchase. You may make a purchase or request service without opting in to any text messaging program.
- See our Privacy Policy for how we handle mobile information. Mobile opt-in data and consent are not sold, rented, or shared with third parties or affiliates for their own marketing purposes.
5. Intellectual property
All content on this website — including text, design, logos, and images — is the property of HeyZeus Brands LLC or its licensors and is protected by United States and international intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, redistribute, or create derivative works without our prior written permission.
The names "HeyZeus Brands" and each of our brand names are trademarks of HeyZeus Brands LLC.
6. Disclaimers
This site and all content on it are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. We do not warrant that the site will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components.
7. Limitation of liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, HeyZeus Brands LLC and its officers, directors, employees, and contractors are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from or related to your use of this site or our services, even if we've been advised of the possibility of such damages.
Our total cumulative liability to you for any claims arising from these Terms or your use of this site will not exceed the greater of $100 or the amount you paid us in the twelve months preceding the claim.
Some jurisdictions don't allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation of liability for incidental or consequential damages, so some of the above limitations may not apply to you.
8. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless HeyZeus Brands LLC and its officers, directors, employees, and contractors from any claims, losses, damages, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from your violation of these Terms, your misuse of the site, or your violation of any law or the rights of a third party.
9. Governing law
These Terms are governed by the laws of [EDIT ME: the State of {your state}], without regard to its conflict of laws principles. Any disputes will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in [EDIT ME: {your county/city, state}], and you consent to the personal jurisdiction of those courts.
10. Changes to these terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we'll update the "Last updated" date at the top of this page. Material changes will be communicated on the site. Your continued use of the site after such updates constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms.
11. Contact
Questions about these Terms? Reach us at:
HeyZeus Brands LLC
[EDIT ME: 123 Main Street, City, State 75000]
United States
Email: hello@heyzeusbrands.com
These Terms of Service are provided for informational purposes and don't constitute legal advice. For binding legal review, consult a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction.